December 2011
495 posts
Reblog if you care more about this child:
than all the half naked fucking sluts on tumblr.
Ask me!
A. Available:
B. Birthday:
C. Crushing on:
D. Drink you last had:
E. Easiest person to talk to:
F. Favorite song:
G. Grossest memory:
H. Hometown:
I. In love with:
J. Jealous of:
K. Killed someone:
L. Longest friendship:
M. Milkshake flavour:
N. Number of siblings:
O. One wish:
P. Person who you last called:
Q. Question your asked the most:
R. Reason to smile:
S. Song you last sang:
T. Time you wake up:
U. Underwear colour:
V. Violent moment:
W. Worst habit:
X. X-ray you had:
Y. Your last time you cried:
Z. Zodiac sign:
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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Typical Classroom →
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3: Girls on their period are like:
4: The bestfriends are like:
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8: Nobody is learning so the teacher like:
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